greedwithwhichagreed:

Goo goo dolls is going to officially be a yearly occurrence!!!!!!

I just went on Tuesday!

lovebitchesandglitter:

this is fucking golden


I’m sorry but this is so freaking clever, and true. It is such a fucked up country

lovebitchesandglitter:

this is fucking golden

I’m sorry but this is so freaking clever, and true. It is such a fucked up country

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blood-and-oil:

thefrogman:

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omg he’s so cute!

blood-and-oil:

thefrogman:

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omg he’s so cute!

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College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

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blood-and-oil:

Fill it out, tag six people, etc etc. Tagged by THE ONE AND ONLY blood-and-oil …… Seriously guys, if you dont follow Edd you really need to, he is funny and has great taste and kicked Hitler. So there you go. 

Basics
Name: Derek
Birthday: December 13th
Favourite color: (This was obviously done by some Brit), my favorite color has to be blue 

Lucky number: 13
Height: 6’3” on a good day 
Talents: I like to write poems when I wasnt so damn busy and I make a good public speaker
Last dream you remember: I really think it was a dream about having sex with my girlfriend. Dont remember many dreams, but when I do, they are good.
Can you juggle: Not a fucking chance
Art/sports/both: I like art a lot, but I also played football, threw discus in track, did lacross blah blah blah..  
Do you like writing: Yes, a lot. But Im almost always too busy with school work to do anything anymore. 
Do you like dancing: I can do east coast swing, did ballet, and some minor ballroom.
Do you like singing:  In the car, by myself, dont sing in front of people, I pretty much suck. 

Fantasies
Dream vacation: Does a life long trip to Europe count?
Dream person: Like who I want to be? Or who I want to be with? The dream person I want to be is too long to explain, but my girlfriend may be along the lines of dream girl material. 
Dream wedding: Marriage to me will happen when it happens.  
Dream pet:  A fucking Griffon.   Or a french bulldog/Boston terrier puppy. I also want a great dane. 
Dream job: Being a PR red for a race company or a high end car manufacturer
Favourite song:  Anything DMB
Favourite album: Anything DMB, but my first album was BWGGK
Last song you heard on the radio: Does anything played through the “radio” count? Disco Pogo Die Atzen 
Least favourite song: FUCKING COUNTRY MUSIC. ALL OF IT
Least favourite album: I wouldnt know a shitty album
Least favourite artist: Most artists these days 

Preferences
Guys/girls/both: Girls
Hair colour: I don’t give a fuck. (Edds answer)  
Eye colour: I like light color eyes, but it doesnt really matter
Humorous/serious: A mix of both gotta know when to get shit done and when it’s time to chill out. (edds answer again )
Taller/shorter: Shorter, I dont need an amazonian
Biggest turn-off: Being negative all the time. I understand bad days or just shitty events, but if something is always negative Ill walk away fast. 
Biggest turn-on:Has a passion in life (edds), and is easily talked to. Since I study Comm, I see right through shit easily. Also someone nice, the main test is if someone is nice after someone fucked up, thats when you know.  

  • Rachel: you ever just sit outside too long and sweat starts trinkling down your butt crack?
  • Me: ...*blank stare*
  • Rachel: what?
  • Me: what have I done to deserve this?!
  • Rachel: we girls get swamp booty too!!!!
  • Me: Make it stop! STOOOOP!!!

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ruinedchildhood:

When my parents have guests over and I need to get to the kitchen

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Bill Maher on the criticism he’s received for his views on religion, his film, Religulous, specifically.

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