bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

(via greedwithwhichagreed)

blood-and-oil:

Eyeing my clippers and debating on shaving both head and facial hair completely off. 

I just shaved my beard man

strangelfreak:

"I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."

strangelfreak:

"I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."

(via the-skankin-sloth)

onthelosingside:

'i understand'

(Source: fallontonight, via tabbycatson)

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

(via tabbycatson)

comptondreamz:

trace-facee:

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

  1. Don’t cheat. 
  2. Don’t mess with people that you know have significant others. 
  3. It really is that simple.
Can I reblog this enough?
^^^^

(via bee-charmer-13)

panic-at-the-bilbo:

I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk

panic-at-the-bilbo:

I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk

(via heyitsarenn)

eldritch-abomination:

drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf

enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves

(via fan-in-pink)